If you ever feel ignored, just remember that Mary Kate and Ashley have another sister named Elizabeth


she’s playing the scarlet witch in the avengers now. how the tables have turned

(via forgave)

Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.

Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.

Guy: Well...yeah.

Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you