onedirectiobama:

snapchat filter: *completely changes every single one of my facial features*

me: wow…how did i not notice this before but maybe i don’t look that bad after all? it’’s amazing that i really look like this haha i just never noticed

(via guy)

slimetony:

Gamers are notoriously unemployable because theyre caked in feces and go into epileptic fits when they see a woman. Its tragic

(Source: slimetony)

taosnipple:

beingdifferentisbest:

rinmatsuokasfree:

the-singular-experience:

a-mock-turtle:

federalists:

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

omg can I please?

that sounds fun

Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout

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If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.

I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.

Don’t forget about the Asexual’s Mirror Maze

And the Transgender Triathlon

(via no-chill-blog)

brohemian-fapsody:

croxovergoddess:

watersprit:

croxovergoddess:

lux-collector:

croxovergoddess:

lux-collector:

croxovergoddess:

I hate when cartoons have a kid and the kid is a clone of one parent

Bonus points if the boy looks exactly like his father and the girl looks exactly like her mother

Double points if by all accounts that the parents are so physical different from one another that their children looking like the parent of the same sex should not be possible 

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I love this movie but yo every time I watch this scene I get mad

Not gonna lie I actually had PJ and Pistol from good troop in mind when responding to you , Treasure planet didn’t even cross my mind

I honestly didn’t remember this problem in that show since I haven’t seen it since I was a kid and

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Wow

To be truthful my thoughts went immediately to Scamp from Lady and the Tramp 2

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It even has that same 3 sisters and 1 brother thing that Treasure Planet had

WTF Disney?!?!

This one is the funniest to me because it’s the most mentioned in the tags and I even hated seeing the pups as a kid and it’s just that one example that didn’t need to be mentioned but Should’ve because EVERY Person our age range saw these movies and we all thought the exact same thing

“What the fuck”

But we were kids so we didnt say “fuck”

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shrek once again being the superior franchise

(via no-chill-blog)

rnyfh:

all greek gods and heroes either rode dick or were pegged by their alpha wives thanks for coming to my ted talk

(via no-chill-blog)

markv5:

Throne of laziness and idleness.

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Трон лени и безделия.


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